Kermit The Blog

m3lzar:

For Mel

LOGAN CUNNINGHAM A.K.A. FUCKING VOICE OF BASTION AND TRANSISTOR SAYS THINGS TO ME THROUGH FRIEND

I WISH I WAS THERE TOO, LOGAN ;~;7

applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

implyingiknowmusic:

"I’m not here.
This isn’t happening.”

How To Disappear Completely - Radiohead

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

ggganondorf:

is this off

ggganondorf:

is this off

matthewsagan:

Leaked footage of Watch_Dogs 2

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

jc-denton:

erinkyan:

pirpintine:

birdyeyedviews:

That’s one way to enter the facility

WHAT.

JC STAY OUT OF THE LADIES RESTROOM >:(

What?
This never happened.
I swear, I’m being set up! It’s a conspiracy.

jc-denton:

erinkyan:

pirpintine:

birdyeyedviews:

That’s one way to enter the facility

WHAT.

JC STAY OUT OF THE LADIES RESTROOM >:(

What?

This never happened.

I swear, I’m being set up! It’s a conspiracy.

Reblog this if your vision is augmented.

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.